Kitty Scratch

I came home from work today and was resting my arm on the back of the couch, when Darci's humongous cat tried to jump up onto the back of the couch. It didn't jump high enough, so he dug his claws into the couch in an attempt to pull himself up. However his claws missed the couch and instead they dug into my pinky finger. Unfortunately for me, my flesh isn't strong enough to hold up a 30lb cat. As a result I was severely wounded:

Feel free to send me your sympathies and buy me a drink next time we're out. Ouch! On a side note, you wouldn't believe how difficult it is to actually photograph your own hand. Every picture I took was either blurry or off center. 15 pics later I finally got a keeper.

I also mocked up this wanted poster to because it's funny. Although Darci doesn't really see the humor in it. Maybe that just makes it more funny?